yak and friends

Yak
I can't stand this any more. I haven't posted here for years (my nick was Ollie but I can't use that anymore cos I've forgotten my password and my registered email provider no longer exists, besides, I would not want to get confused with Ms? Oyl.)

I am using a "borrowed ID" (dsa) from a joint computer user and have been watching this forum degenerate for some time. One thing that really sh!ts me is all the multi-nicks that seem to abound. As you seem to be quite familiar with this deception can you please advise me how to register in another name without HC telling me that I am dsa when I am not?

PS I am familiar with Cliff Thurlow and he is a wanker. Have you tried his amazing banana diet? Could fix all your problems.