@Justis - lucky YOU!!! - I have a good friend, who some years ago now, panicked - as no wife, no children - is well off Very finicky in regard to looks, finished up with Russian wife - nice-looking girl - loads younger than him.
Has now got a son, but also another child, namely wife - who does nothing, refers every responsibility to him, doesnt cook, does not work, doesn't keep company, if you know what I mean .
I told him, that he simply has to view her as another child - and that she is most likely also disappointed.
People should marry, keep company with people from their own background - at least approximately so.
But, I am guessing, your post was tongue-in-cheek
go well
Taurisk