Dis heres poor ol' Holymagimon bin gettin de lettrtings dt be callin mes de reincantinations ob de Kinky Cuntynut. Dem pipple whoms be writtin be sayin dat ah be tryin to be holdin bek de wavs ob de debressionion.
Ah be mos confuseded begos ah neber bin hearin dat nameys befo. Neber bin meetin dat dudemon befo. Neber bin meetin dat dudemon sistaladymons , neber bin meetin dat dudemon mudderladymon.
Dis poor ol' Holymagimon be tinkin dat wid de nameys likes Kinky Cuntynut, dems be ones uglyiestest fambily, dat be fo sures.
Ah bin readin wat eberybuddy be sayin, an wat all de bro-bros be sayin be dat de skyting be fallin an de Hennypennyladymonchik be soons gettin de swuishyssqyashys deadybyebyes.
Dat be wat eberybuddy be writtin, but Mista Linkonmon be sayin dat dat be de ways de lemminmon be tinkin, jus likes dey be tinkin befo dat de worl neber eber be endin.
Befo dey not be hearin de fatty Chinaladymon beginni de singin, nows dey not be hearin dat dat Chinamonladymon bbe stoppin de singin to be eatin de exrta-dip frieded munkey bran.
Wats can ah be sayin, ah be askin yo, wat cans ah be sayin. De worl done be ended las years, nows be beginnin to bes bon agin.
Mays yo alls be feelin de biggy piss ob de Lod fallin on yo heds eberydays.
