Some think Labor will split in two soon.
Some say it will be a split between elitist inner city smugness and regional yokels.
Some believe it will be a split between factional hard left and factional soft leftie luvvies but just a bit right at the roundabout then left again.
Some believe it will be a split between Traditional Socialist Labor Values sponsored by Trade Unionism on one side and anyone left who isn’t staring up their own clacker all day long and gives a crap about real working class issues on the other.
But I think Labor will split 6 ways. First, the Vegetarians and the Carnivores, then each subdivided between the Triassic, Jurassic and Cretaceous Periods.
