Daniel Andrews is a bloody liar, page-41

Oh dear, our outliars, the avid readers of their daily Angry Club magazines confected by News Corpse, appear to be getting more than a little tired and emotional. Time to lie down dears and nod off.

sadly, your dream today may be about jackboots in Melbourne, but while police do indeed enforce laws in Victoria, it isn't a police state. Don't you guys know anything?

now, what was the other one? Oh yes, sham virus. I mean really far canal. 30 million cases worldwide. A vast global medical mobilization of the best minds we have fighting the unseen enemy that has taken 200,000 American lives. Given the large number of his tribe already permanently camped, there is no room left on Mount Stupid.

were the Dark Ages that much fun? No they weren't except for a few religious nutjobs drowning witches, atheists and scientists. That's why we left the Dark Ages behind.

as humans we go forward, not backwards.