who sold some gold shares today?

Put your hand up please.
.....I can't see any hands.
Don't worry I'm not going to slap it. I'm just going to shake it.
So now, who sold some gold shares today?
.....I still can't see any hands.
Surely you are not ALL fundamentalists.
Put up your hand if you are a fundamentalists.
Everybody put your hands down.

Serves all of you right.