3 Messages you must! know, page-8

Gee, I hope the world ends soon before I die, I'd hate to miss it.

I'm not sure I'd take too much notice of a guy with a vacant smile in every image of him. Poor old Paster Mark probably means well, but the Bible is almost always beyond the understanding of the religious.

Watch at your blessing, or ignore at your peril - Yes, that's so very Christian of you.

Step 1. Practice the Christian smile.
Step 2. Open Bible and pretend you understand it.
Step 3. Show 100% contempt for all other religions.
Step 4. Believe anything a person who calls themselves Pastor says if they have a canned smile and are holding a Bible.