An Eskimo took a campervan holiday in New Zealand. While driving around the admiring the views, the motor started coughing and spluttering and then died.
He got out and scratched his head, but not being mechanically minded, he didn't know what to do.
At that moment a Kiwi bloke pulled in to see what was wrong and if he could help. Friendly people those Kiwi's.
"What's up bro?" said the Kiwi.
"I don't know", said the Eskimo," It just stopped" .
"Your in luck bro. I'm a mechanic. Ill have a look for you”, said the Kiwi.
The Kiwi lifted the engine cover and smoke billowed out into the cabin of the camper. Hot oil was all over the engine and dripping onto the ground.
"Ahhhh," said the Kiwi, "the problem is that you've blown a seal.
"So what," said the Eskimo, "you mongrels shag sheep".
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