death by charts, page-21

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Duck walks into a bar. Says to the bartender

'Got any bread?'

Bartender says 'No, this is a bar we don't sell bread'

Ducks turns around and walks out.

Next day the duck walks into the bar again and says to the bartender

'Got any bread?'

Bartender says 'No I haven't. I told you that yesterday, go away and stop bothering me, I've got a business to run.'

Ducks turns around and walks out.

Next day the duck walks into the bar again and says to the bartender

'Got any bread?'

Bartender says 'Bloody hell ya stupid duck. I told you, I DON'T HAVE ANY FLAMING BREAD. Bugger off and if you come back again I'm going to nail your bloddy beak to the bar!

Ducks turns around and walks out.

Next day the duck walks into the bar again and says to the bartender

'Got any nails'

Bartender says 'NO!'

Duck says 'Got any bread then...'