A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "I can't serve you." The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun-guy."
Market Close: We're probably not going to see a contrarian September rally – but this way, 2025 might see a Santa Rally
SKK Stakk – formerly Douugh – rockets +300% on deal with Robinhood, the US trading app of 'meme stock' fame
