a penguin walks into a bar, page-18

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    ok - I'm judge and jury

    Any joke that refers to seals - minus 2
    Any joke that refers to horses having long faces - disqualified.
    Any joke that mentions grasshoppers - banned for life
    Any joke that's been written on the tombs found in the pyramids - minus 3.
    Any joke that's been heard before by cerhob - minus 1

    The winner is - The Skeleton.

    No correspondance etc etc

 
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