wat yo tinkin dis pric be lookin likes

Yo bro bro an de sistaladymon,

Wat yo fine fuks be tinkin ob be de pric ob dese scarytings abter dis plaicementing be doneded??

Ah be wantin to be doin de clacutations, buts de claculator bin brokeneded wen Unkel Tobiasmon done be sittin wid hims fatty bummies on it las nites.

Dat Unkel Tobiasmon sures be de fattiestmon dat ebber liveded, an dat be begos hims be eatin or drinkin wens hims not be tokkik de tok.

Ah be tinkin de tots buts ah be olny de poor ol' Holymagimon dat knos nutting.

Piss ob de Lod on alls de bro bros an de sistaladymons.