De fat Chinaladymon done stoppeded hers singin, nows shes be ettin de noddlesup wid de blek doggie libber, an be sittin dere tinkin de tots.
De ecommunistmon don kno wat dey be tokkin abouts so alls be followin ech udder, likes de lemmin followin ech udder ober de cliffting.
De Reserb Bonkers knos nuttin, jus obenin de mouts an sayin wat dey tinkin dey be sayin, an hoppin an preyin dat dey be rite. Dem fine fuks don be habbin de goody trek rekod an neber hav, neber wills. Likes wat yo pipple in Austria be sayin, dem bonkers bin habbin de goodytime, riddin on de sheepytings bek.
Dis heres poor ol' Holymagimon be seein in de smok ob de Jamicca Numba One dat de bottomting be reacheded in Janbuyr ob dis yer ob de Lod, an dat be wat ah be seein.
Ob cours dere be goody scarytings an dere be de baddy scarytings an dat be allways de fak. De poor ol' Holymagimon an de fambily done botted sum colegassy scarytings fo de moment an soons be de billoiner, bys an bys. Fambily be habbin totals ob twentfiv scarytings, an dat be no laffin matters.
Sos ah be goin fo nows, an befor ah be gon, ah be sayin agin once mo timeys dat de bottomting bin reacheded.
Blassin froms above to alls de bro bros an de sistaladymons an mays de Lod be gibbin yos alls de biggy piss on yo heds froms aboves.