The Thnooka Fart: This one scratches like sandpaper and sounds like a stingy fart that hurts. For the most, its painful, dry and squeaky sounds are as if it would have worked a lot easier if it had been oiled first. For this reason it is afflictive to farter and spectator alike. You should remember that if he reaches back and scratches, it automatically becomes a Thnooka Scratchass Fart. No problem of identification with this one but be careful.
The Yakipoo Fart: Unfortunately this putrid, splurging fart exists. It is the wettest, most noxious and awful of all dreadful stinking farts - a fart that smells like a month-old rotten egg. It will hang around, even on a windy day but if you should ever encounter it, however, you may first want to understandably say, oh sh*t, but its potency is known to make even the hardiest of spectators throw up.
The Ridge Fart: Slips out like teflon seemingly without a sound and no strain. But although quite a full-bodied one it is very dexterous in situations where he would rather you not fart at all. He assumes that you can be talking to someone and not miss saying a word. Definitely a group one identification fart but one where only he will never know.
