re: right again yak A major of the Scotch guards walks into a chemist and pulls out a used condom.
"This is broken laddie. How much is a new one and how much to fix this one"
The chemist looks at the torn condom and replies with a straight face "80c to repair this and $1 for a new one".
The major thinks briefly, picks up the condom and says he'll be back.
The following day he comes back in and says "The regiment will repair this one?
