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Yo bro bro an de sista ladymon,

Dis be de poor ol' Holymagimanmon, an ah be bek froms de fishin ob de shakkies. Bin sittin dere, ketchin de fishies an drinkin de Red Stripey an smokin de smok ob de bes Numba One dat de mon be eber smokin.

An ah be tokkin to dat Mista Linkonmon abouts wat him be sayin on de Mach 12 dat dis heres scaryting be richhin de 90 centimes bys de six wiks times.

Dis here Holymagimon be tellin Mista Linkonmon dat it nows be nines wiks froms dat daytings on Mach 12 an hims be askin me to be tellin alls yo fine fuks dat him be mos sorrys dat him be gettin de datetings alls mixeded ups.

Hims be tellin alls yo fine fuks dat hims be gibbin yo alls de biggy appleajuices fo de wrongs timingtings, an hims be hoppin dat yo be acceptin dem appleajuices, nows dat dis here Eassta Scaryting be finallys reacheded de 90 centimes today or tomorrow..

Todays be de brithdayting ob de Mista Linkonmon, an hims be in de biggy happinessy begos hims be habbin de tittytree Eassta scarytings an hims be feelin richies.

Mabbe hims be sellin de Eassta scaryting an be buyin de fattie piggy fo makin de beacon fo de brithdayting calibrations.

Blessin ob de Lod to alls de bro bros an de sistaladymons, an mays yo alls be habbin de biggy piss froms aboves ons yo heds.