I was working on inventing a perfume ` was mixing and matching and matching and mixing ` and finaly got it right ` It has the abbility when worn to make people do anything you ask them to ` Oh I could smell it,,it smelt like,,well undecibable but there was one problem ` It had to be applied using an emerald ` I found and emerald,and along came this drop dead gorgious wimins I put some on the emerald and was about to ` then Mrs Down Licked my nose and I woke up `