*Medical Specialists Meet.*
Medical experts in London today were asked if it is time to ease the COVID lockdowns.
*Allergists* were in favour of _scratching it_ ......
But *Dermatologists* advised not to make any _rash moves._
*Gastroenterologists* had a sort of a _gut feeling_ about it.....
But *Neurologists* thought the Government lacked the _nerve._
*Obstetricians* felt certain everyone was _labouring under a misconception_....
While *Ophthalmologists* considered the idea _short-sighted._
Many *Pathologists* yelled, _"Over my dead body!"_
While *Paediatricians* said, _"Oh, grow up!"_
*Psychiatrists* thought the whole idea was _madness._
While *Radiologists* could _see right through_ it.
*Surgeons* decided to _wash their hands_ of the whole thing...
And *Pharmacists* claimed it would be a _Bitter Pill_ to swallow.
*Plastic Surgeons* opined that this proposal would _"put a whole new face_ on the matter."
*Podiatrists* thought it was a _step forward...._
But *Urologists* were _pissed off_ by the whole idea.
*Anaesthetists* thought the whole idea was _a gas,_....
And *Cardiologists* didn't have the _heart_ to say no.
In the end, the *Proctologists* won out, leaving the entire decision _up to the assholes_ in Politics.
*So that's where we are presently.*
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