I knew I shouldn't have called the police as I am assured it would have appeared on the local Crime-stoppers slot. If I didn't call, after much publicity, I would be be hailed as a hero after I come forward.
Then I would have organised a little "non-for profit" entity to plead for justice on public transport so as to increase the powers of security guards to change the legislation.
I'll then be requested to appear on A Current Affair wearing dark sunglasses and a monkey suit so as to purposefully swear about Tracy Grimshaw's mole and apparent lesbian tendencies, after which I'll then be on Big Brother, have an editorial in the Woman's Weekly and become a star.
Then parliament, to then finally become an advisor to the PM on community justice issues.
