So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart.
With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had.
I told her it was my service dog.
Then she got real snarky and said, "I knew that. What type of service?"
I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly.
She said, "what is a BLD?"
I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog.
She said "Butt Licking Dog?"
I said, "yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders."
The cashier completely lost it.
- Forums
- Humour
- GOOD DOGGY STORY!
GOOD DOGGY STORY!
- There are more pages in this discussion • 1 more message in this thread...
You’re viewing a single post only. To view the entire thread just sign in or Join Now (FREE)
Featured News
Featured News
The Watchlist
LPM
LITHIUM PLUS MINERALS LTD.
Simon Kidston, Non Executive Director
Simon Kidston
Non Executive Director
SPONSORED BY The Market Online