daytrade diaries... september 2, page-36

By DubyaDotcom recently re SBM:

Here is a summary of the SBM share price movement
(with apologies to John Clarke)

Gold price goes down - SBM goes down
Gold price goes up - SBM goes down
A$ goes down - SBM goes down
A$ goes up - SBM goes down
SBM costs go up - SBM goes down
SBM costs go down - SBM goes down
SBM CEO resigns - SBM goes down
SBM CEO is hired - SBM goes down
SBM downgrades forecast - SBM goes down
SBM upgrades forecast - SBM goes down
Michael Jackson dies - SBM goes down

What he didn’t say was when you least expect it SBM goes up!