Nickel Boner Update, page-2325

Hey @troyus,

I got a story for ya... a true story in actual fact. I got this Kookaburra living in my hood and every morning he sits high up in his tree laughing at the world below. Then for no apparent reason he comes swooping down at speed and collides into my front window nearly knocking him self out. Then he sits there missing a few feathers and all puffed up on the window sill sqawking and pecking away at his own reflection before flying off. He does this several times a day. Its not just me neither, he does it to all my neighbours making a pest of himself. We've all been discussing what to do with pesky bird, one neighbour has been spraying him with the hose to try and discourage him. Another placed food on their sill trying to make piece so it won't break their window. I had him lined up with a bow and arrow the other day but could not bring myself to let fly knowing he's a protected iconic species and I would probably cop some heat for it.

Anyways, it got me thinking and this bird kinda reminded me of you... it's like your spirit animal!

You got any ideas on solving this issue, you know, since you two are kinda alike and all?