Feel Better:Complain About Anything, page-70414

I was thunking
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It’s strange that there is a setting on your toaster to completely burn the bread.
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If I had the ability to close my ears like I can close my eyes, I would probably be less irritated all the time.
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Prince Charles is nearly 5 years older than the UK men’s retirement age, and he’s not even started the job he was born to do.
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Squirrels always look and act like it’s their first day being a squirrel.
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