zn is $1.00/lb & cu is $3.00/lb!, page-18

Imaginary response from management To Gazza T

Quack Quack

Like water off a ducks back

For this you will receive flack

How dare you insinuate we're slack

Or even worse, that this is like watching Caddyshack!

Be prepared for my succinct counterattack

Not everythings about the almighty greenback

We think it's fun to look for needles in haystacks

So enough already with the sarcastic wisecrack

You want us to give you a financial piggyback

The pressure is so great you're giving me a swayback

Are you suggesting we're the antithesis of crackerjack

Because if you are, get ready for some colourful feedback

Investing with us is like a pro playing poker or blackjack

Please leave us to decide who should play quarterback

We're not looking for kickbacks, but maybe we had a setback

And if you want quick returns, go to the racetrack

Hang tight... Info will come "somewhere down the track"!

Regards
Reichman