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JTAO

"Kind of makes the T/O board look like a bunch of idiots. "

What makes you say that?

Starr said his wife sold the shares and he knew nothing about it what's so unbelievable about that??

The T/O panel said to Starrrr "..Well buddy you'd better go home and fill in some of the blanks so that it at least looks plausible.."

And that he did, with the updated totally true version..

BUT I'm not sure that I agree with the formula:-

"..Hmm I have 200kg of frozen Crab in the garage and five dozen bottles of sports drink mix... Soooo.. If you multiply the 200KG x 24 you get ("..Hey sexy where is the calculator??.." --to wife..) "..I left it in the last flat we run business from!!.." "WTF" "..OK near enough should be good enough for the T/O panel lets just round it off to 20c per share.."

"..What did you do with that final demand from CBA?.."

"..What final demand are you talking about darling?.."

"..What do you mean what? Is there more than one???!!!"

"..Ummm yep babe, you see I thought they were management fees they were paying us to run the biggest card service in the world like you said we do.."

".. F me if you're not off selling all my Newsat shares while I'm in the middle of a multinational takeover from my garage, you're getting the CBA boys pis... off by ignoring their final demands, now the buggers are winding us up and it's all because of you B face!!!"

".. What do you mean US .. "

I'm moving in with AB!


TG





LOL

TG