join us and you'll be reconstituted by G.d's perfect memory and be resurrected as a really hot 25 year old who will live on earth forever. And we haven't even touched on reincarnation, or a harem full of virgins, being some of the other options. Can I please have both: a harem of virgins and become reconstructed as a hot 25-year-old that is hot enough to manage a harem of virgins.
