one birdie too many, page-3

Yes. It is all starting to come out now.

Seems he had a steamy affair with some flight stewardess whilst in Australia recently and his wife has spat the dummy and attacked him.

I think this is called domestic violence.

If he has had an affair, it would I guess mean that something was lacking in his marriage.

However, yes you are right. The sausage game is indeed a dangerous one to play.

I wonder if he used a nine iron or his putter?

And I wonder what his wife used? A wood perhaps? LOL