Earlier people used to write personal stuff in their diaries and get mad when people read them. Now people write personal stuff on social media and get mad when people don’t read them. ` Single men tend to keep their vehicles clean but their houses messy. Single women tend to keep their houses clean but their vehicles messy, hence when you get married, everything is a mess.
It must be really hard for an honest person in Nigeria to order anything over the Internet.
You realize just how unoriginal you actually are when you’re trying to come up with a username that hasn’t been taken.
