t o d a y' s b o n u s j o k e > >> > >>A guy had a bad case of hemorrhoids, so he decided to go see his > >>doctor. > >> > >>The doctor says, "It's not too bad, you just need to put these > >>suppositories up your ass. I'll give you the first dose, and you > >>can have your wife give you the second one this evening." > >> > >>"Okay" The man replies "anything to relieve this pain" > >> > >>He drops his pants, bends over and allows the doctor to do his > >>job. > >> > >>Later that evening he tells his wife what the doctor said and > >>asks her help with the second dose. She tells him to bend over, > >>puts one hand on his shoulder and prepares to insert the > >>suppository. > >> > >>All of the sudden the guy screams, "Oh My God!!" > >> > >>"What's wrong?" asks his wife > >> > >>The man replies, "I just realized - he had both his hands on my > >>shoulders!!"
