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> >>
> >>A guy had a bad case of hemorrhoids, so he decided to go see his
> >>doctor.
> >>
> >>The doctor says, "It's not too bad, you just need to put these
> >>suppositories up your ass. I'll give you the first dose, and you
> >>can have your wife give you the second one this evening."
> >>
> >>"Okay" The man replies "anything to relieve this pain"
> >>
> >>He drops his pants, bends over and allows the doctor to do his
> >>job.
> >>
> >>Later that evening he tells his wife what the doctor said and
> >>asks her help with the second dose. She tells him to bend over,
> >>puts one hand on his shoulder and prepares to insert the
> >>suppository.
> >>
> >>All of the sudden the guy screams, "Oh My God!!"
> >>
> >>"What's wrong?" asks his wife
> >>
> >>The man replies, "I just realized - he had both his hands on my
> >>shoulders!!"