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You mean clutching my pearls while drinking tea and eating those tiny triangle cucumber & cream cheese sandwiches that have the crusts cut off them followed by a spot of tennis in the afternoon if the weather permits? Ha!

No Mother in the picture, actually. One very special Father, though. Now let's see, it's lunch time on a Friday, so Daddy Dearest will be at some fabulous restaurant with a view, Woolloomooloo Wharf if I had to hazard a guess, with a group of friends or randoms he's not long ago met, downing whatever their best Pinot Grigio is like it was water, then kicking on back at someone's penthouse apartment and once they're balls deep in say their second eight ball of coke will start trying to FaceTime me because he's hammered and wants "introduce everyone to his beautiful daughter".

So ain't nothing this little lady's doing that's going to make anyone in this family blush, I assure you, haha.