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By the way folks, I do apologise for the falling share price last week. I had to lighten my holdings which may have triggered the sell-off.

Mind you, this wasn't by choice. I needed the money in a hurry. I'm delighted to announce the recent separation with my girlfriend of two months. To cut a long story short, she wouldnt stop kicking and screaming when I threw her out onto the front verge. The only way I could shut her up was to hurl a heavy block of thick cash straight at her head. Pleased to say that did the trick. She snatched the bundle and took off like a Jewish foreskin.