"...and on this night, 5 days hence from the one of rememberance, in the year our lord, when the great horned beast is roaming the markets; thou evil electron beam, which enters thy abode to corupt in silence, shall be cut and blackness shall engulf thy vision. Henceforth, thou messenger shall lose his tongue from the evil source...and on this night, thou shalt request that thy messanger change source and if that doesn't work, I suggest you try moving the aerial instead..."
