Totters. This won't be a long one because I am working hard trying to get the phone to ring in my business which pays for this godless passtime of share trading.
I can't believe that no-one spent their handout with me. I had twice as much work during the Keating recession. RBA, take note and keep those interest rates a-goin up, this overheating economy's wearing me out.
At least the lump in my lip has nearly gone from when a hand-out recipient gave me the fat lip.
Anyway...sorry...I'm jealous because everyone has a plasma except me!!
The witch, snake-lady, croc skin hooters, what ever you want to call her, went to London to see her mum. You know the Brown microphone incident?... Hmm hmm.
She's in NY now to see her sister. She has been REALLY jacked off about this slack XJO, not just that it's fallen so much behind the Dow, but that the strength of the XJO goes hand in hand with my, how do I put... think Washington Monument. She told me that if she can't get the XJO up, she'll get the Dow down.
Now you may think that it was pure co-incidence, but she was looking pretty sly when she told me that. It was the way she twisted her bra tassles between her fingers and batted her purple and emarald green, one inch long eyelashes.
You may recall that she did say XJO will bounce down off 5000, but she also said that it would reverse and bang on up through - and it hasn't as yet. I've been piling on the RIO ever since she spiralled down through 4900, 4800 and so on... Then Henry the 8th arrived and decapitated all my wives the miners.
I'm feeling despondant because now I'm busted, no bread and flat broke. So skint in fact that I actually went to Bunnings carpark today on the up chance that I might score a sausage sizzle for $2, which I did. Lucky because if that didn't pan out, I was going to pull out the say sorry shirt and head for the Salvo's.
Hmm, Selmax must be pretty solvent with his bank shorts, I could hit him for a loan.
But then my mind keeps going back to the time Pointy Cusps picked the previous intraday high AND close to the exact point. So my gut says listen to her and buy at these levels. So I did. I cleaned out the mattress, moved on to my stash in the roof and then while she's away, I raided her secret stash (in one of my old worn out cod pieces), I found enough for a thousand RIO which I bought at $65.
So, a quarter of the house funds WPL, half the house funds RIO, the lounge and dining hold SDL & STO and the toilet, NUF,BTA & MAK. The remaining quarter is held by WBC - but not through shares.
So I might say my gut is bullish but further south is bearish, although these two are getting closer together as I have been comforting myself with family blocks of Cadbury hazelnut.
Sorry Tot that I can't be more helpful. I've been buyin' and I'm spent.
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