gfc1 or 2 ... a lighter side

GFC2 Jokes

Three good'ns (imo)

What is the definition of optimism? An investment banker ironing five shirts on a Sunday night.
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What is the difference between a pigeon and a merchant banker? A pigeon can still put a deposit on a Ferrari.
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Resolving to surprise her husband, an investment banker's wife pops by his office. She finds him in an unorthodox position, with his secretary sitting in his lap. Without hesitation, he starts dictating, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, credit crunch or no credit crunch, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair!"
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