Ho ho ho Chappie German Kaiser and the Hungarian bloke's asassination started WW! - 15 mill casualties Germany started WW2 too Germans will have to pay big money and say "sorry".
As for the Scots = I can forgive a bit, when you taste single malt, and enjoy a bit of golf = but they are guilty too.
You will have to pay reparations of a couplea bottles to everyone.