It rained on somebody's parade.
Ohh Woe is the world... time to go into a snowflake flutter.
Oh poor old weirdo Charles.
Oh poor old Divine Right of Kings
Oh poor old colonial anti-democratic ruling power.
Oh poor "By Royal Appointment" consumer nik-naks
This morning I am sharing a sob and a snowflake's tear with my right royal apricot jam.
Weirdosville.
