Ann: Tom Alweendo Interview, page-96

There once was a hat made of paper,A document hat that was quite a caper.It had all the words you could ever find,And the cat in the hat couldn't be left behind.The hat was owned by a lawyer so fine,Who wore it on his head like a sign.He walked around town feeling quite swell,With the document hat that had words to tell.The hat had clauses, and terms, and fine print,And the lawyer who wore it was never in a sprint.He read it aloud to everyone he met,And they all agreed it was the finest chapeau you could get.So next time you need a hat to wear,Remember the document hat with its legal flare.It's not just a hat, it's a piece of mind,And it'll keep you stylish in all of mankind.