The Ashes, page-13

Heroic England rampant, Cheatin’ Ozzies shellshocked, captained by a frightened bunny in the headlights. Doesn’t matter how aggressive England are, all Oz had to do with their world beating bowling line-up is attack back and watch England bite off more than they can chew. But Clueless Capt Paddy had lost the mental game before it started. Then he bowled like a lame pony too with Hazelwood looking like he was just waiting for his next niggly injury to put him out of the series. Joe Root all class, the only batter on the planet who can play Bazball and still play Proper Test Cricket at the same time. Who else reverse scoops Honest Scotty and Poor Paddy for fun? Ch9 doing their level best to spoil the entertainment with their woeful studio team and vindictively interrupting their all-night ad marathon by repeatedly cutting to an over of cricket after every ad. Warner looked anxious, wondering why they won’t let him get the sandpaper out in public these days and uncertain of Sonny Bill’s whereabouts.