Someone knows something, page-33

"The train is leaving the station"

I considered myself a casual locomotive enthusiast but dang, when someone calls this one out there are usually:

- Some freaking long trains
- Even longer station platforms
- Trains moving 500m down the track and exploding.
- Trains leaving the station only to stop, turn around, pick up more passengers, then head BACKWARDS to the previous station, then return to the current station only for the company to do an unanticipated CR I mean, driver to go on strike causing the train to sit at the station for 3 months, before finally moving 100m down the line and exploding.
- Then there is the train that is "leaving the station soon so get your ticket" at 9:30am only to teleport to the next station at 10:01am. However you are welcome to board and enjoy the scenic journey back to the original station for the remainder of the day.