SPT splitit payments ltd

Ann: Trading Halt, page-103

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    My mates relative who was in Jamaica last week was talking to a guy who came from Nepal on air balloon and he happened to land close to a farmer who's hobby was gathering grass clippings from various locations and while he was plucking some shoots he decided that it was the perfect time to get his eyes checked at an optometrist who evidently has family tied to royalty in Uzbekistan and as it turns out because of stomach cramps was quickly diverted toward a rest place to relieve the never ending pain below the ribs but above the hips but neither a virus or a bug but more like IBS and was quite an illness to diagnose but after seeking professional help from a women in an induced coma who blinked occasionally to inform others of her most exceptional opinion. Anyway the dude in the Balloon from Nepal who is now in Jamaica has all the answers. Ive contacted him and he said " If we can Splitit I'll tell you the answer". I said "Splitit how much?" . He replied " I'll take 99% and you take 1%. I said, "thats not fare". He replied, "I know! zero % sounds more fare".

    There is no way this is good. Management have never looked after SHs. I just received an email after hassling them last week. They said things were optimistic . Shady response and now this.


    @Treba Besides the rubbish I wrote above do you have any speculation?
    Last edited by HeyLine: 14/08/23
 
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