batboy on ignore, it's bliss, page-3

Arrrgh
well
all gather round and listen me mates
there's a story of battles and scars
an adventure on the high sea ASX
blinded by the stars

seeking treasures like the rarest of earths
we come aboard and take our birth

we name our swords
terbium, neodymium,scanduim
but turn a blind eye as Horatio did
to our bastatd child thorum
the unwanted kid

a life like that can break a bat
as has been done before
and make a bat
respond in duress
with odd posts
that seemingly irate
are
not really
but truly
trying to warn me mates

the man o'war tunkinator
is a pirate ship
otherwise known as the 'Decimater'

and now the refrain:

"sail off to Brazil me mates as you dare
into the caldera you go seeking fame
you'll see things that changed a bat
you'll never be the same"

and so me mates
heave ho
set your sails
and into the caldera you go

a maelstrom from where
you may never return
heave ho
into the caldera you go

riches fleetingly won
sucked down
into the ASX maelstrom
all hands lost
a terrible cost

into the caldera you go
a ship of fools
a tale of woe

"sail off to Brazil me mates as you dare
into the caldera you go seeking fame
you'll see things that changed a bat
you'll never be the same"