I'd love to have been a fly on the wall when he rang up the cops! (If he did!)
Hello, is that the po-leec? Yes? Ahhhhhh... ahhhhhhh... Yes? Ahhhhhh... Yes? Ahhhhh... I think I've got a traitor to report. Yes? Ahhhhh... He's on HotCopper. Yes? And what's that? Ahhhh... I think it's a invastmant forum thingy... Yes? Ahhhh. his name is Belmore... and mike au1 and... Hold on a minute, please sir. Sure. Now, sir can you spell their names for me again please? Ahhh... that's not their real names... I see... Not their real names. Do they live in Australia? Ahhhh.... I think so... You're not sure? Ahhhh... I think so... Sir, could you please get back to us when you've gathered a few more facts? Fax them to us, it'd be better. We need new stuff on our toilet door...
