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A crew of local cray fishers told the ABC they were about to go fishing when they spotted a flare offshore.When they reached the location where it had been set off, they found the fishing boat adrift near some shallow reef.One of the crew, Ross, said that was when they spotted a naked man with a mullet standing on the vessel.

"Then he jumped in the water and started 'playing dead'," Ross said.

With the man laying face down in the water, they pulled him out and onto their own boat."Nothing the guy said made any sense," Ross said.When he began acting erratically, the crew restrained him with cable ties and waited for police to arrive.

Must research the definition of erratic! Naked man with a mullet is surely a spear fisherman.