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What wit! - Do you have a large gizzard like your name suggests? Did you know, chickens can cross breed with Turkeys the result is the Turkin! perhaps you are in fact a Turkin, as a Turkin you do not posses the glorious ploom of the rooster, additionally you lack the fantastic red warble of the turkey.
This makes you a outcast of both species, as a Turkin you are destined to live you life alone and unloved, not in a dissimilar way to Bad boy Bubby.
Is you name Bubby per chance?