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Yes, in the Iowa republican caucuses vote, the Orange Baffoon has won the presidential nomination. This is only a vote for registered Republicans and apparently it was a low voter turnout with only 15% of registered republicans voting. Now it may be it was just too cold but we know the Orange Baffoon has a fanatical following so no doubt they rugged up and braved the elements to support their spiritual leader.

Now there are still multiple court cases ongoing for the Orange Baffoon so we’ll just have to wait and see if it even gets to run for potus. My better half listens to podcasts on this soap opera every day and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t so important but there we go, many believe what it has to say and apparently it’s ok to sexually abuse people and be potus.

So, no idea how this pans out for PLS if it does or doesn’t win the election. It’s a crazy world.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=orange%20buffoon

I’m not being disrespectful. That’s his name in the urban dictionary. On top of that unfortunate name, apparently he stinks, like smelly stinks. Google it.

Now if this post is modded, I’ll know there is a Trumpkin amongst us who doesn’t want it known he stinks.