Look. I'm down 85% on a life changing amount of money invested. Am I worried. Noooo!!!!! Cause I already assumed that 85% will be 100% soon. Can you freakin imagine: you are the CEO of a big biopharma. Secretary: "Mr Bourla, there is a certain Paul Rennie and Scott William here to see you sir, something to do with a miracle drug for OA...". Mr Bourla (chuckles as he puts down sales report for last years' Covid vaccine sales): "Ugh, send them in, I have a few minutes." Paul and Scott enters. Paul: "Mr Bourla, Paul Rennie, CEO Paradigm, and this is Mr Williams, 51 Capital, thank y....". Mr Bourla: "Fifty what?". Paul: "Oh, fund manager, brought him in as business adviser, from WA...". Mr Bourla: "Washington! You don't mess around Mr Rennie!". Paul: "Sorry, no, Western Australia...". Mr Bourla: "Where is that?". Paul: "Look, we came to discuss our miracle drug with you.....PPS, OA, miracle...suspect it might even bring people back from the other side...". Scott: "Look, Mr Bourla, the drug is..." Mr Bourla motions for Scott to keep quiet, jumps on google, ponders for a minute....then says: "Guys, look, tell you what, you guys look like a cute team, but I'll sign you a check for $0.20c a share right now for all the IP rights, that way at least your investers get something back.. In any case, we are already making the next vaccine for the next big virus - so nobody cares about peoples stupid knees." Scott: "Take it Paul, he is right. Here's some solid business advise Paullie, unlike those morons that bought at $2.50, we are on $0.15c a share my friend. Lets take the money and go." Paul: "Mr Bourla, $0.21c and we have a deal". Mr Bourla: "Its now 19c, and if you open your mouth again, its 17c!". Paul: "We'll take the 17 cents". Scott faceslaps himself: "Paul. Mate!! What are you doing". Paul: "But I had to open my mouth to accept the offer". Mr Bourla: "Here's you check girls." Paul: "Any chance you can cover our taxi fee". Mr Bourla: "Get out now."
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