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My dear Mr Poyndexter,

I am so intrigued by your response thay I had to reply to you myself, in person.

I have lived what I would say is a full life, been to see many places, met the people that a wanderer would meet and done many a strange thing.

Yet I have to profess that your description of yourself has me most puzzled.

You say that you are "5ft 3" (diameter and height)."

I have yet to meet some one so rounded (5 foot) and so short (3 inches) as you put yourself to be. Your description of yourself, for some reason, conjures up a vision of a stack of pancakes with the cream on top. Perhaps waffles.

Are we to assume that you are in some way vertically challenged (or a midget, as they used to call them in the old days when they called a spade a spade.) if so, watch out for people with big feet at that AGM

Blessing of the Lord
MLA