Ann: Consolidation/Split - LOM, page-136

I've noticed some changes to my body's morphology of late. My legs have begun to fuse and have become a whiter shade of pale and my whole upper body is gradually taking on the shape of an umbrella which is a similar pallid shade to my, my, my.... I can only think of it as my 'stalk'. No tittering at the back!! The underside of my new 'headgear' is now composed of radiating pinkish-brown filaments. Now I'm beginning to smell something quite malodorous coming my way. Could this be lunch? I'm sorry but I can't tell because of the dying of the light. Mayday!! Mayday!!