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    I'm a feisty one Marg
    Just got a call from a friend holidaying. He said it's warm where he is. I suggested he go for a swim and he said too many eyes are looking at him (crocodiles).

    You'd think with 1200 years of coal and a huge reserve of the world's uranium, we'd have cheaper electricity?
    We need also to get off China's lithium platform and form our own.

    Let me be PM, I will give Fridays off and keep kids in school 7 days at week.
    Robots can teach the kids while parents have fun
    Cheaper beer, free buses to and from pubs and clubs and allowed to grow your own tobacco.
    All women drivers must stay in slow lane to allow men drivers to get to pub easily.
    And women must lift weights to be able to carry men's beer for them and learn to change their
    own tyres and fix their own cars. Fix the plumbing and grow their own food.
    I think my husband has hypnotised me
    Last edited by Lady Penny: 17/06/24
 
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