swan heads off to join pm gillard in seoul, page-8

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    hahaha -

    the booby prize is all planes grounded (380's engine oil, volcano dust and China invades Sth. Korea) - and winner of booby prize - who had to sit with Jules and Swan in first class - is doomed to stay in Seoul with Gillard and Swan for weeks - and weeks -and weeks!

    Even through Christmas! Around Swan that'll be a sombre event.

    Bill Shorten sends rescue plane when things ease, but can't seem to find Gillard or Swan.

    Shorten is made Prime Minister. But Rudd organises coup - and re-claims the top job.

    Winner finally re-appears in OZ after escaping Commo kidnap on Nth. Korea border and making his way back here after an appalling overland trip - arrived back mid 2012 - but Gillard and Swan are never seen again. Word is they've defected to Nth. Korea.

    Watching that goose stepping parade - yes - who IS that redhead under that army cap in the third row, two from the left? And no - it can't be - Swan up there on the balcony with the four eyed git helping take the salute?

    And Tim - it IS Tim - to his left? Red Star on his left breast? And a bottle of L'Oreal Crimson in his mitt.

    But enough of this rubbish. Wake up - it's a dream - and back to the awful realities of being ruled by Jules.

    (I'll be alright in the morning!)

 
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